- Spy Noir
"Fire," said a Berlin lady to a Berlin gentleman. "Fire burns."
The Berlin gentleman peered at her through the candle flame that flickered between them, making her face dance momentarily. Three hours of punishing the schnapps had lent her a flushed appearance that had nothing to do with the rouge she'd so liberally applied before leaving the apartment. She giggled.
"Fire burns." she repeated, slurring slightly. Her brow was damp, her skin sallow. Her eyes glistened. She might have been in the grip of a fever.
"Indeed it does," replied the Berlin gentleman, removing her finger from where it hovered on the yellow rim of the flame.
"Don't touch, you bastard!" she hissed, slapping at his hand. She giggled again, kissing the tip of her finger and running it the length of his bottom lip, before throwing back her head and beginning to howl.
"You're sweet."
The Berlin gentleman pulled on his bourbon, which was not bourbon at all, but wood alcohol produced in back of a warehouse close to the river and flavored with God knew what. The Berlin lady accounted for a measure of schnapps in one swallow and filled her glass to the rim from the bottle at her elbow. She blew him a kiss. He watched dispassionately as her finger wobbled nearer to the flame.
She held her finger in the center of the flame until the Berlin gentleman could identify the smell of burning flesh. He puckered his nostrils and lit a cigarette. Tears welled in her eyes and her bottom lip began to tremble, then she withdrew her finger, placed her head on her folded arms and set to weeping.
“And this proves…?” asked the Berlin Gentleman.
She raised her head slightly. “That fire burns. Are you an idiot?” She was slurring badly now. Her carefully waved hair fell over her forehead and into her eyes. “Didn’t you know?”
“I knew.”
She shifted in her seat and her finger began to stumble back towards the flame. The Berlin gentleman raised a hand, but let it fall again. He lifted his glass, but it was empty. He gestured to the bar, but the unholy throng that represented Der Keller’s nightly congregation, from dancers to boozers to bar-staff, seemed all to have found something far more interesting to look at for the moment.
She held her arm out straight and lifted her chin slightly. Her teeth looked very white in the light from the candle.
“Why?” he asked.
“Because I like it of course. Because I like it! Why else?”
And then she began to sob convulsively, tears making small deltas, black with mascara, down each cheek.
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The Duties of Citizenship
- Katyana Jaidov, Publisher
"This is all just politics. That doesn't affect me."
The woman sitting at the bar, bored with the discussion of the impending May 1st KPD march and its potential for violence, expressed not only her own opinion, but that of far too many Berliners. In fact, it does affect her. And you too. Politics decides the laws under which we all live, it decides the nature and quality of our judicial systems, and the amount and kinds of personal freedoms with which we all live our lives. But too many of us take the attitude that "it doesn't affect me" and "let someone else do it". We are too busy earning the rent, putting food on the table, or chasing after more.... more clothes, more possessions, more drink, more fun. There is nothing wrong with any of those things, of course. But because you work and live here, in Berlin, and enjoy the benefits it offers, you incur certain obligations, certain duties, that should not be shirked in the name of fun, or just plain laziness.
Speaking on a different subject during Sunday mass, Father Hellendale's remarks might also well apply to the topic of civic duty. "How people perceive the faith," he said, "is affected by what they see of the faithful. We therefore have a duty, do we not, to be perfect Christians - or at least, as perfect we can be in our inherently imperfect state." The same may be said of citizenship. History will judge us, and indeed Berlin and all of Germany, not by what we say but by what we do. We need not have all the answers. We need not be perfect citizens in our dedication, ideas and plans. But we must, we should feel compelled, to act. "Far better to be an actor, however poor," said British Deputy Winston Churchill in an address to the Harrow School, "than to be a critic, however gifted." It is not enough to ask, as this paper did only a few days ago, "Where is the SPD?" To complain and then insist that "they" ought to do something about it. WE are they.
Everyone has something to contribute to making our city and our nation a better place. To start a business. To organize an event. To teach a class. To create jobs for the less fortunate. To assist a new visitor and show them around. To contribute to the upkeep of the city and its institutions. To bring your constructive ideas forward. These are the things we all must look for within ourselves, find, and act upon. If we do not, others most certainly will. Others like the KPD and the NSDAP. Pick up the mantle of citizenship and get to work. Stop sitting around waiting for others to create "fun". Create it yourself.
A good place to begin is at the Municipal Court building on Saturday, the 16th of April at noon (SLT). The City will be hosting its second Open Meeting and inviting the public to attend, participate and speak its mind. Be there. If you aren't, don't complain about the outcome later. Politics does indeed affect you.
"This is all just politics. That doesn't affect me."
The woman sitting at the bar, bored with the discussion of the impending May 1st KPD march and its potential for violence, expressed not only her own opinion, but that of far too many Berliners. In fact, it does affect her. And you too. Politics decides the laws under which we all live, it decides the nature and quality of our judicial systems, and the amount and kinds of personal freedoms with which we all live our lives. But too many of us take the attitude that "it doesn't affect me" and "let someone else do it". We are too busy earning the rent, putting food on the table, or chasing after more.... more clothes, more possessions, more drink, more fun. There is nothing wrong with any of those things, of course. But because you work and live here, in Berlin, and enjoy the benefits it offers, you incur certain obligations, certain duties, that should not be shirked in the name of fun, or just plain laziness.
Speaking on a different subject during Sunday mass, Father Hellendale's remarks might also well apply to the topic of civic duty. "How people perceive the faith," he said, "is affected by what they see of the faithful. We therefore have a duty, do we not, to be perfect Christians - or at least, as perfect we can be in our inherently imperfect state." The same may be said of citizenship. History will judge us, and indeed Berlin and all of Germany, not by what we say but by what we do. We need not have all the answers. We need not be perfect citizens in our dedication, ideas and plans. But we must, we should feel compelled, to act. "Far better to be an actor, however poor," said British Deputy Winston Churchill in an address to the Harrow School, "than to be a critic, however gifted." It is not enough to ask, as this paper did only a few days ago, "Where is the SPD?" To complain and then insist that "they" ought to do something about it. WE are they.
Everyone has something to contribute to making our city and our nation a better place. To start a business. To organize an event. To teach a class. To create jobs for the less fortunate. To assist a new visitor and show them around. To contribute to the upkeep of the city and its institutions. To bring your constructive ideas forward. These are the things we all must look for within ourselves, find, and act upon. If we do not, others most certainly will. Others like the KPD and the NSDAP. Pick up the mantle of citizenship and get to work. Stop sitting around waiting for others to create "fun". Create it yourself.
A good place to begin is at the Municipal Court building on Saturday, the 16th of April at noon (SLT). The City will be hosting its second Open Meeting and inviting the public to attend, participate and speak its mind. Be there. If you aren't, don't complain about the outcome later. Politics does indeed affect you.
28 March 2011
Coming Soon - Exclusively in the BAZ: Spy Noir!
Berlin is a city of secrets. We all have them, even you. From the warrens and alleyways of Steinpfort to the linens and crystal of the Aldon Hotel, no secrets are safe from Spy Noir. Roaming in the shadows, Spy Noir sees everything that less observant Berliners miss. And now you can read Spy's observations right here. Is it someone you know that is seen? Is it you? And who, in heaven's name, is Spy Noir?
26 March 2011
Where are the SPD, DDP?
Munich is a NSDAP haven. Berlin is on its knees to the KPD. Meanwhile the Social Democrats and Democratic Party continue to pretend that both of these movements are fringe groups of no important to the future of Germany. On May 1, the KDP plans a series of marches and rallies in Berlin. This is their right. But where is the governing coalition? What in the name of god is the Reichstag doing? What do they even stand for, except being re-elected? If the present government continues to ignore challenges from both the left and the right it will soon suffer the same fate as the brief Russian democracy of 1917.
And yet politicians respond instantly to what the voters demand of them. It is convenient to blame the Deputies for all that is not well. But so long as the voters look only to tomorrow and not the the real future of our nation, we will simply march down the same path as communist Russia or fascist Italy. The KPD has an absolute right to march on May 1. But it will lead to scuffles and violence with the NSDAP. And in the meantime, our government pretends that these two popular movements have no real importance.
Why doesn't the government organize its own demonstrations and give the majority of Germans who support a middle ground the opportunity to express themselves. And why don't the voters do so themselves? If they do not, they will soon regret their lost opportunity to do so at all.
Why not make May 1 "common sense" day?
And yet politicians respond instantly to what the voters demand of them. It is convenient to blame the Deputies for all that is not well. But so long as the voters look only to tomorrow and not the the real future of our nation, we will simply march down the same path as communist Russia or fascist Italy. The KPD has an absolute right to march on May 1. But it will lead to scuffles and violence with the NSDAP. And in the meantime, our government pretends that these two popular movements have no real importance.
Why doesn't the government organize its own demonstrations and give the majority of Germans who support a middle ground the opportunity to express themselves. And why don't the voters do so themselves? If they do not, they will soon regret their lost opportunity to do so at all.
Why not make May 1 "common sense" day?
23 March 2011
Adlon to Host Charity Auction
The Adlon Hotel will open its exclusive doors to the general public this Saturday, March 26, 1929, as host to a Charity Auction to benefit "The 1920s Berlin Project". The event will begin at 1:00pm and will be held in the elegant Mirror Room and all members of the public, regardless of station or means, are invited to attend.
Businesses and shop owners throughout the city have donated an array of items from practical to precious, and there will surely be something of interest to everyone. Rumors are circulating that Sonatta Morales intends to create a unique and exclusive design just for this event. Anyone wishing to offer an item in support of the auction may still do so by sending a notecard describing the item and its estimated value to Frau Jo Yardley.
The organizers assure the public that this will be a rare opportunity to acquire some very unique items, while generously supporting our city.
Businesses and shop owners throughout the city have donated an array of items from practical to precious, and there will surely be something of interest to everyone. Rumors are circulating that Sonatta Morales intends to create a unique and exclusive design just for this event. Anyone wishing to offer an item in support of the auction may still do so by sending a notecard describing the item and its estimated value to Frau Jo Yardley.
The organizers assure the public that this will be a rare opportunity to acquire some very unique items, while generously supporting our city.
20 March 2011
US Auto Giant Buys Stake in Adam-Opel
- BAZ Staff
By many measure, Adam-Opel, AG is Germany's most successful automobile manufacturer. Forced by the hyperinflation of 1920 - 1923 to close its Rüsselsheim factory, the Opel brothers spent the next year in the United States studying state-of-the-art heavy manufacturing methods. Since reopening their factory in 1924, Opel has sold over 100,000 of its popular Tree Frog automobiles. Utilizing a brand new and thoroughly modern 45-meter long "moving assembly line" manufacturing system, Adam-Opel has steadily reduced the price of its automobiles from an average of DM225,000 in 1922 to less than DM2,000 today.
Last year the successful family firm, founded in 1862 to produce sewing machines, became a public stock corporation. On Friday last, it was announced at company headquarters in Rüsselsheim that Adam-Opel had formalized its contacts with the U.S. automobile industry and that American automobile giant General Motors had agreed to purchase 80 percent of the German company's stock for $26 million (DM160 million). This gives the American company effective control of Adam-Opel, although the joint announcement stated that no changes are planned in either management or production plans.
By many measure, Adam-Opel, AG is Germany's most successful automobile manufacturer. Forced by the hyperinflation of 1920 - 1923 to close its Rüsselsheim factory, the Opel brothers spent the next year in the United States studying state-of-the-art heavy manufacturing methods. Since reopening their factory in 1924, Opel has sold over 100,000 of its popular Tree Frog automobiles. Utilizing a brand new and thoroughly modern 45-meter long "moving assembly line" manufacturing system, Adam-Opel has steadily reduced the price of its automobiles from an average of DM225,000 in 1922 to less than DM2,000 today.
Last year the successful family firm, founded in 1862 to produce sewing machines, became a public stock corporation. On Friday last, it was announced at company headquarters in Rüsselsheim that Adam-Opel had formalized its contacts with the U.S. automobile industry and that American automobile giant General Motors had agreed to purchase 80 percent of the German company's stock for $26 million (DM160 million). This gives the American company effective control of Adam-Opel, although the joint announcement stated that no changes are planned in either management or production plans.
Ancient Artifacts Replace Modern Glamour at Schloss
- BAZ Staff
Modern glamour gives way to ancient treasures at the Schloss Museum, now through April 23rd. Featured are numerous ancient relics, burial items and curiosities from the age of the Pharaohs. Some of the priceless antiquities unearthed during the 1927 Von Hildesheim-Fordyce-Snetterton expedition to Egypt's legendary the Valley of the Kings will be on display, including the sarcophagus containing the golden casket of Prince Nottoncommon. "The mummy was too fragile to transport," exhibit organizer Morgannic Clarrington told the BAZ. "But there is a life-sized photograph of what the Prince looked like when unwrapped. The exhibit is a lot of fun, and everything at this exhibit can be touched."
The majority of the items on display are recent finds on loan from the permanent collection of the Cairo Museum of Antiquities in Egypt.
Modern glamour gives way to ancient treasures at the Schloss Museum, now through April 23rd. Featured are numerous ancient relics, burial items and curiosities from the age of the Pharaohs. Some of the priceless antiquities unearthed during the 1927 Von Hildesheim-Fordyce-Snetterton expedition to Egypt's legendary the Valley of the Kings will be on display, including the sarcophagus containing the golden casket of Prince Nottoncommon. "The mummy was too fragile to transport," exhibit organizer Morgannic Clarrington told the BAZ. "But there is a life-sized photograph of what the Prince looked like when unwrapped. The exhibit is a lot of fun, and everything at this exhibit can be touched."
The majority of the items on display are recent finds on loan from the permanent collection of the Cairo Museum of Antiquities in Egypt.
19 March 2011
Morales Unveils New Spring Line
- Katyana Jaidov
The Berlin fashion community gathered in the rose garden atop Sonatta Morales' too long empty landmark store to view her much anticipated spring clothing line. Any concern that Sra. Morales did not intend to remain aggressively atop the European fashion industry vanished faster than the free champagne. The afternoon was chilly but the show was hot and the reaction from the well appointed audience was enthusiastic. In the end the event was everything that one might have expected from Berlin's Headmistress of Fashion.
In her brief address opening the show, Sra Morales said: "It is a great pleasure to present the Spione collection to such a fine crowd. This exclusive preview for Berliners inaugurates this shop. I have the pleasure and honour to to show you a collection inspired by .....a spy.... Spione. No men can keep secrets from a woman dressed like this." She then proceed to dazzle the social glitterati of Berlin with a spring line that left them tugging at the buds of the boulevard's linden trees to try to hurry the spring season along.
As the models took the stage, the audience expressed its approval in a most vocal manner, and the excitement endured throughout the show. As was to be expected these were not designs for the common woman, but rather designs to which she might aspire. No doubt many of them will be seen in the salons of the city and the lobby of the Adlon Hotel as they become available at La Morales' signature store on the Unter den Linden. It would not be possible to do justice to the entire event, but here are some highlights.
The first to take the stage, the Darien pink ensemble combines the prim and the provocative in a single outfit, seemingly creating the illusion of nothing at all when seen from just the right angle. This is a tease of an outfit that would suit - literally in this case - any modern woman.
The Thames, an English name, seems to hint strongly at the fiery South American sensibilities of its designer, presenting an understated sensuous elegance and a practical versatility. This is an outfit that we will soon see everywhere. The Montenegro seems a bit overstated for the conservative tastes of Prussian Berlin, with is large feather fan, naughty lace collar and twinkling sequins, while the Boulevard, with its bright reds and golds, presents clean, simple lines that will never-the-less turn heads.
The show was themed after stealth and spying, and the Black Orchid is the outfit a spy might wear. Who could withhold a secret from a woman wearing this clinging black temptation with see through sleeves and shoulders? I was ready to confess anything to the lovely model.
Fashion is a personal thing , of course, but the 21 Dress was my clear favorite from this show. Black, with jacket and hat and accents of white and purple, this was a stunning design. A thoroughly versatile outfit that will be comfortable out on the Berlin Boulevards, at home in the Adlon or admired in the finest shops.
The Olympique, principally an evening dress, is delightfully complex in its simplicity. Black with gold and violet accents, and sleeveless, it presents one with the delicious illusion of a plunging bodice where no such thing exists. A more modern and American look emerges with the ChatNoir. A black and clingy dress with orange feathered turban and a plunging front that is certain to attract the interest of the Berlin Police if worn outside. Not for the shy, the calf length design is an ensemble to be seen in, with nuances of foreign intrigue. Chat Noir is plumage for Berlin's peahens.
No one scores a goal on every kick, and a very few of the designs seemed to fall short. In particular, the Sands, with its fur collar and cuffs and flowing lines reminiscent of desert sands might have been better left for the Arabs. And the Sungold seemed an ambitious attempt that was not quite successful. The strappy, low cut design is so heavily textured with color as to distract, and it almost made the model appear to be pregnant. Not the best item in the show. Save this one for New Year's Eve at the Adlon.
If you missed this show, shame on you. It was a sensuous treat and a real honor for the city. But the good news is that we will all be treated to another look at this designers latest creations when they are made available at her store. Make sure you take a look.
The Berlin fashion community gathered in the rose garden atop Sonatta Morales' too long empty landmark store to view her much anticipated spring clothing line. Any concern that Sra. Morales did not intend to remain aggressively atop the European fashion industry vanished faster than the free champagne. The afternoon was chilly but the show was hot and the reaction from the well appointed audience was enthusiastic. In the end the event was everything that one might have expected from Berlin's Headmistress of Fashion.
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| La Morales models one of her designs (Photo by Shasha Stransky) |
As the models took the stage, the audience expressed its approval in a most vocal manner, and the excitement endured throughout the show. As was to be expected these were not designs for the common woman, but rather designs to which she might aspire. No doubt many of them will be seen in the salons of the city and the lobby of the Adlon Hotel as they become available at La Morales' signature store on the Unter den Linden. It would not be possible to do justice to the entire event, but here are some highlights.
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| The Darien (Photo by Patrice Cournoyer) |
The Thames, an English name, seems to hint strongly at the fiery South American sensibilities of its designer, presenting an understated sensuous elegance and a practical versatility. This is an outfit that we will soon see everywhere. The Montenegro seems a bit overstated for the conservative tastes of Prussian Berlin, with is large feather fan, naughty lace collar and twinkling sequins, while the Boulevard, with its bright reds and golds, presents clean, simple lines that will never-the-less turn heads.
The show was themed after stealth and spying, and the Black Orchid is the outfit a spy might wear. Who could withhold a secret from a woman wearing this clinging black temptation with see through sleeves and shoulders? I was ready to confess anything to the lovely model.
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| The 21 Dress (Photo by Patrice Cournoyer) |
The Olympique, principally an evening dress, is delightfully complex in its simplicity. Black with gold and violet accents, and sleeveless, it presents one with the delicious illusion of a plunging bodice where no such thing exists. A more modern and American look emerges with the ChatNoir. A black and clingy dress with orange feathered turban and a plunging front that is certain to attract the interest of the Berlin Police if worn outside. Not for the shy, the calf length design is an ensemble to be seen in, with nuances of foreign intrigue. Chat Noir is plumage for Berlin's peahens.
No one scores a goal on every kick, and a very few of the designs seemed to fall short. In particular, the Sands, with its fur collar and cuffs and flowing lines reminiscent of desert sands might have been better left for the Arabs. And the Sungold seemed an ambitious attempt that was not quite successful. The strappy, low cut design is so heavily textured with color as to distract, and it almost made the model appear to be pregnant. Not the best item in the show. Save this one for New Year's Eve at the Adlon.
If you missed this show, shame on you. It was a sensuous treat and a real honor for the city. But the good news is that we will all be treated to another look at this designers latest creations when they are made available at her store. Make sure you take a look.
15 March 2011
American Congress Stiffens Alcohol Prohibition
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| Police display illegal brewing equipment in Detroit. (AP Photograph) |
On January 22nd of this year a new “dry bill” was introduced to the US Congress by Senator Alban Bryant of Kentucky. The purpose of this bill was to place stiffer penalties on both buyers and sellers of alcoholic beverages. Those who possessed liquor would receive a fine for the first offense between $50.00 to $500.00. Those who were caught a second time with liquor on them would be fined $250.00 to $2,000.00. Additionally, an effort is being made by the State of New Mexico to make it a crime to buy liquor. The possession of liquor for personal use by those in a state political office would also be prohibited pending the passing of new legislation.
13 March 2011
Mills-Duchamp Announce Wedding Plans
Herr Aldo Carlo Mills, of Italy, and Freulein Dora Duchamp, of the United States, announced that they are to be married on Saturday, April 2, 1929. The service will be held at the Magdelene Kirche at Am Lustgarten #1 at 3:00pm SLT, promptly. A reception will immediately follow the service at the Adlon Hotel.
12 March 2011
First Town Meeting Raises Topics Pointless to Profound
The City of Berlin held the first of a planned series of "town meetings" today to allow residents, business owners and the general public to raise issues and concerns about the status, management and future direction of The 1920s Berlin Project Sim. The meeting was called to order a few minutes past noon at the Municipal Courthouse on the boulevard Under den Linden. Frau Jo Yardley chaired the meeting and responded to comments and questions from the dozen or so people in attendance. In general the atmosphere was informal and constructive.
After agreeing that the recent Mulack-Ritze affair was closed and that there was nothing more to say about it, a five minute discussion of the Mulack-Ritze affair ensued. This was quickly followed by a serious discussion of when the spring season would arrive but, no climatologists or meteorologists being on hand, the meeting then moved on to consider a number of substantive topics.
Prompted by several of the solicitations for donations around the city, Herr Patrick Asplund inquired as to the financial condition of the Sim, and exactly how "desperate" the situation was. Fr Yardley replied that "every Sim depends on donations" and "If the donation signs don't reach their goal for a while we will be in trouble. Luckily every house and shop is rented so so that helps. But without donations, eventually we will close down." The clear implication being that there was no "desperate" problem at the moment, but the Sim depends on continuing donations.
Frau Gewn Gwasi then requested "additional funding" for the Hindenberg School, so that additional classes might be offered. Various additional class offerings were suggested including fashion, nursing, medicine, physics, art and history. It was generally agreed that all this was beside the point without teachers and that if any came forward, additional classes could be added. No commitments were made regarding any additional funding.
Fr Yarley then announced the temporary closure of the Fischerstrasse Gentleman's Club due to a change in management. Apparently new lampposts are being installed, as these are seen as crucial to a thriving adult entertainment industry in the city. After a five minute discussion of the issue it was decided that this issue "isn't really a subject for the meeting".
Herr AldoCarlo Mills then announced that his wedding to Dora Duchamps had been scheduled for April 2nd at 15:00SLT, and expressed his hope that all their friends would attend.
The topic of how to attract more visitors to the Sim was raised several times, and suggestions ranged from establishing the El Dorado Club as a "modern" (i.e., not period) nightclub, giving away more free items, more readily available tour resources and creating a special "visitor" Group Tag. The one idea that seemed to gain traction was to have "a few 'relaxed rules' days" when the 1920s dress could would not be enforced for visitors. Fr Yardley agreed but emphasized that the ban on Nazi dress and paraphernalia would remain in effect at all times. It was generally agreed that increasing tourism was a great public good, and that more effort should be expended in that direction.
Other issues discussed were the cost of taxi permits and the possibility of establishing a Zeppelin tour service from a local aerodrome.
The meeting was adjourned at about 13:30 with the announcement that future meetings were planned on a monthly basis.
After agreeing that the recent Mulack-Ritze affair was closed and that there was nothing more to say about it, a five minute discussion of the Mulack-Ritze affair ensued. This was quickly followed by a serious discussion of when the spring season would arrive but, no climatologists or meteorologists being on hand, the meeting then moved on to consider a number of substantive topics.
Prompted by several of the solicitations for donations around the city, Herr Patrick Asplund inquired as to the financial condition of the Sim, and exactly how "desperate" the situation was. Fr Yardley replied that "every Sim depends on donations" and "If the donation signs don't reach their goal for a while we will be in trouble. Luckily every house and shop is rented so so that helps. But without donations, eventually we will close down." The clear implication being that there was no "desperate" problem at the moment, but the Sim depends on continuing donations.
Frau Gewn Gwasi then requested "additional funding" for the Hindenberg School, so that additional classes might be offered. Various additional class offerings were suggested including fashion, nursing, medicine, physics, art and history. It was generally agreed that all this was beside the point without teachers and that if any came forward, additional classes could be added. No commitments were made regarding any additional funding.
Fr Yarley then announced the temporary closure of the Fischerstrasse Gentleman's Club due to a change in management. Apparently new lampposts are being installed, as these are seen as crucial to a thriving adult entertainment industry in the city. After a five minute discussion of the issue it was decided that this issue "isn't really a subject for the meeting".
Herr AldoCarlo Mills then announced that his wedding to Dora Duchamps had been scheduled for April 2nd at 15:00SLT, and expressed his hope that all their friends would attend.
The topic of how to attract more visitors to the Sim was raised several times, and suggestions ranged from establishing the El Dorado Club as a "modern" (i.e., not period) nightclub, giving away more free items, more readily available tour resources and creating a special "visitor" Group Tag. The one idea that seemed to gain traction was to have "a few 'relaxed rules' days" when the 1920s dress could would not be enforced for visitors. Fr Yardley agreed but emphasized that the ban on Nazi dress and paraphernalia would remain in effect at all times. It was generally agreed that increasing tourism was a great public good, and that more effort should be expended in that direction.
Other issues discussed were the cost of taxi permits and the possibility of establishing a Zeppelin tour service from a local aerodrome.
The meeting was adjourned at about 13:30 with the announcement that future meetings were planned on a monthly basis.
11 March 2011
American Eyes Germany for Business Expansion
As Germany has struggled up out of the economic conditions of the last decade, America has been booming. Now American businessmen are turning an eye to Germany as an attractive opportunity to expand their various commercial activities. American businessman Jeremi Fedici spoke with the BAZ last week in the sumptuous lobby of the newly completed Adlon Hotel.
BAZ: What brings you to Berlin, Herr Fedici?
JDF: A bit of business and a bit of vacation time.
BAZ: What is your business in America?
JDF: I do business with banks, provide third-party protection to local citizens, and I also do shipping and receiving at ports along the East and West coast of the United States.
BAZ: We have quite a large American community here in Berlin. I think many Germans take their understanding of America from them: that all Americans are rich, violent, uneducated and arrogant. How would you like Germans to think of Americans?
JDF: Well that not all Americans are rich.
BAZ: Is this your first trip abroad?
JDF: Not at all. I have visited many places around the world.
BAZ: What would make this a successful trip for you?
JDF: If I leave with a franchise, and more money than I arrived with.
BAZ: The German economy has been struggling through most of the last decade. The American economy has boomed over that same period. Do you see continued strength in the American markets? And if so, what opportunities should German firms be looking to exploit?
JDF: Markets in America are set to soar, and mostly I would say that German firms should exploit anything they can get their hands on exploiting. Autos, watches, precision manufacturing, etc.
BAZ: Germany was, unfairly many think, hamstrung by the conditions of the Versailles Treaty. Our manufacturing sector is only now beginning to recover, ten years later. The NSDAP is gaining politically by proposing to unilaterally abrogate the treaty. What is your opinion?
JDF: As long as another huge war is avoided, Germany can do anything it wants in my eyes.
BAZ: The sense among many Germans is that Americans do not consider European affairs as being of much importance to them. Would you say this is true?
JDF: Well being on another continent helps to stay away from having to deal with any of that.
BAZ: On a more personal level, what do you hope to see and do while you are in Germany?
JDF: I would like to see Berlin, and maybe Frankfurt. Perhaps catch up on movies and women. And of course, set up a business franchise here.
BAZ: Are German women different from American women?
JDF: Well fashion in America is of utmost importance to women there, and they are constantly coming out with more and more fashion lines and "latest and greatest" colors, etc.
BAZ: Are you saying German women are dowdy and not fashion conscious?
JDF: Absolutely not!
BAZ: You are traveling with your brother? So a family business?
JDF: Indeed it is.
BAZ: How is it you speak German so well? That is unusual for an American.
JDF: My Father taught me. He was an Italian-German-American.
BAZ: Thank you for spending some time with us. I wish you much success on your visit.
JDF: Thank you.
BAZ: What brings you to Berlin, Herr Fedici?
JDF: A bit of business and a bit of vacation time.
BAZ: What is your business in America?
JDF: I do business with banks, provide third-party protection to local citizens, and I also do shipping and receiving at ports along the East and West coast of the United States.
BAZ: We have quite a large American community here in Berlin. I think many Germans take their understanding of America from them: that all Americans are rich, violent, uneducated and arrogant. How would you like Germans to think of Americans?
JDF: Well that not all Americans are rich.
BAZ: Is this your first trip abroad?
JDF: Not at all. I have visited many places around the world.
BAZ: What would make this a successful trip for you?
JDF: If I leave with a franchise, and more money than I arrived with.
BAZ: The German economy has been struggling through most of the last decade. The American economy has boomed over that same period. Do you see continued strength in the American markets? And if so, what opportunities should German firms be looking to exploit?
JDF: Markets in America are set to soar, and mostly I would say that German firms should exploit anything they can get their hands on exploiting. Autos, watches, precision manufacturing, etc.
BAZ: Germany was, unfairly many think, hamstrung by the conditions of the Versailles Treaty. Our manufacturing sector is only now beginning to recover, ten years later. The NSDAP is gaining politically by proposing to unilaterally abrogate the treaty. What is your opinion?
JDF: As long as another huge war is avoided, Germany can do anything it wants in my eyes.
BAZ: The sense among many Germans is that Americans do not consider European affairs as being of much importance to them. Would you say this is true?
JDF: Well being on another continent helps to stay away from having to deal with any of that.
BAZ: On a more personal level, what do you hope to see and do while you are in Germany?
JDF: I would like to see Berlin, and maybe Frankfurt. Perhaps catch up on movies and women. And of course, set up a business franchise here.
BAZ: Are German women different from American women?
JDF: Well fashion in America is of utmost importance to women there, and they are constantly coming out with more and more fashion lines and "latest and greatest" colors, etc.
BAZ: Are you saying German women are dowdy and not fashion conscious?
JDF: Absolutely not!
BAZ: You are traveling with your brother? So a family business?
JDF: Indeed it is.
BAZ: How is it you speak German so well? That is unusual for an American.
JDF: My Father taught me. He was an Italian-German-American.
BAZ: Thank you for spending some time with us. I wish you much success on your visit.
JDF: Thank you.
Hospital Expands Services, Looks to Community Outreach Programs
- BAZ Staff
The City Hospital has long been an inconspicuous feature along the Alexanderplatz, but if current plans bear fruit that is all about to change. Now, with the addition of staff and some specialized medical equipment and furniture, the Hospital is ready to take on a much larger and more active role in promoting public health throughout the city and its environs.
The BAZ spoke with Dr. Titania Netizen, Chief of Medicine, about the expanded role of the hospital. Dr. Netizen received her medical degree in Hungary and then completed two years of postgraduate study in Vienna. She specializes in some of the latest alternative health fields such as homeopathy and osteopathy, as well as providing the most advanced medical treatments. Speaking about the challenges the Hospital staff faces, Dr. Netizen cited common, widespread issues more than exotic diseases. "We must address the common issues of daily life," she said. "The flu in winter, allergies in the spring. Homeopathy can be very effective with allergies. Also, people need reliable information about sexual disease. Alcohol abuse is a serious problem in Berlin, and we also will be providing a safer place for women to bear their children than at home."
The Hospital's services are available on both a routine and an emergency basis. Routine issues are best handled by contacting Dr. Netizen or a member of the Hospital staff for an appointment. "Walk in" appointments are accepted, if staff is available. For emergencies, go directly to the Hospital. If staff is not immediately available, use the Emergency Call Button located near the entrance. This will summon staff to your assistance. When needed, the Hospital can dispatch a mobile ambulance.
"We are still planning our organization," Dr. Netizen shared. "I was hired only 2 days ago. I will decide how best to develop the hospital on the basis of the information I can receive as we begin treating patients. We will evolve in the way that best responds to the needs of the community." The Hospital has a psychiatric doctor on staff and is also looking for qualified nurses and an ambulance driver. As they will be relying principally upon donations to fund its activities, any citizens wanting to support their work should contact Dr. Netizen directly.
In addition to serving the healthcare needs of the City, Dr. Netizen also intends to involve the Hospital in various public health initiatives. "What I'm thinking about is a vaccine campaign," she explained. "Berlin is full or rodents. The water can be polluted. And of course the population is growing. We need to take a prevention approach. So first of all I'd like to vaccinate all people here against typhus and cholera. Vaccines are still a somewhat new approach, so people are still a bit scared of them. We have to persuade people with an information campaign, that is my first project." The planned vaccination campaign will be brought free to the City's poor, where the need is greatest. Dr. Netizen is hopeful that the more fortunate of Berlin's residents will contribute generously to make this possible.
The Hospital is fast becoming a valuable resource to all Berlin residents and visitors, and the public is invited to come around and visit the improved facilities.
The City Hospital has long been an inconspicuous feature along the Alexanderplatz, but if current plans bear fruit that is all about to change. Now, with the addition of staff and some specialized medical equipment and furniture, the Hospital is ready to take on a much larger and more active role in promoting public health throughout the city and its environs.
The BAZ spoke with Dr. Titania Netizen, Chief of Medicine, about the expanded role of the hospital. Dr. Netizen received her medical degree in Hungary and then completed two years of postgraduate study in Vienna. She specializes in some of the latest alternative health fields such as homeopathy and osteopathy, as well as providing the most advanced medical treatments. Speaking about the challenges the Hospital staff faces, Dr. Netizen cited common, widespread issues more than exotic diseases. "We must address the common issues of daily life," she said. "The flu in winter, allergies in the spring. Homeopathy can be very effective with allergies. Also, people need reliable information about sexual disease. Alcohol abuse is a serious problem in Berlin, and we also will be providing a safer place for women to bear their children than at home."
The Hospital's services are available on both a routine and an emergency basis. Routine issues are best handled by contacting Dr. Netizen or a member of the Hospital staff for an appointment. "Walk in" appointments are accepted, if staff is available. For emergencies, go directly to the Hospital. If staff is not immediately available, use the Emergency Call Button located near the entrance. This will summon staff to your assistance. When needed, the Hospital can dispatch a mobile ambulance.
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| Dr. Titania Netizen (Photo by Shosha Stransky) |
"We are still planning our organization," Dr. Netizen shared. "I was hired only 2 days ago. I will decide how best to develop the hospital on the basis of the information I can receive as we begin treating patients. We will evolve in the way that best responds to the needs of the community." The Hospital has a psychiatric doctor on staff and is also looking for qualified nurses and an ambulance driver. As they will be relying principally upon donations to fund its activities, any citizens wanting to support their work should contact Dr. Netizen directly.
In addition to serving the healthcare needs of the City, Dr. Netizen also intends to involve the Hospital in various public health initiatives. "What I'm thinking about is a vaccine campaign," she explained. "Berlin is full or rodents. The water can be polluted. And of course the population is growing. We need to take a prevention approach. So first of all I'd like to vaccinate all people here against typhus and cholera. Vaccines are still a somewhat new approach, so people are still a bit scared of them. We have to persuade people with an information campaign, that is my first project." The planned vaccination campaign will be brought free to the City's poor, where the need is greatest. Dr. Netizen is hopeful that the more fortunate of Berlin's residents will contribute generously to make this possible.
The Hospital is fast becoming a valuable resource to all Berlin residents and visitors, and the public is invited to come around and visit the improved facilities.
09 March 2011
BAZ Seeking Section Editors
Die Berlin Anzeiger Zeitung (BAZ) announced that it has has immediate openings for Section Editors. Section Editors are responsible for the day-to-day management of the content of their assigned section of the paper. This includes creating content, soliciting and obtaining content from others, editing content prior to publication, selling advertising in their section and ensuring that all posted content complies with BAZ editorial standards and policies. Editors will have significant responsibility and authority to guide the content of their section.
The Section Editor positions currently available include the Berlin City News, Business News, and Arts and Entertainment Sections. National/International News Editor and Photography Editor positions will be available in the near future.
"Please be aware," said BAZ Publisher Katyana Jaidov, "that while these positions do provide a good income opportunity, they will require actual work and effort. Experience is not required, but good writing skills and a strong motivation to succeed are."
Interested and qualified persons should apply directly to:
Katyana Jaidov
J&C Werbeagentur
Die Berlin Projekt Zeitung
Unter den Linden #16, S-2
The Section Editor positions currently available include the Berlin City News, Business News, and Arts and Entertainment Sections. National/International News Editor and Photography Editor positions will be available in the near future.
"Please be aware," said BAZ Publisher Katyana Jaidov, "that while these positions do provide a good income opportunity, they will require actual work and effort. Experience is not required, but good writing skills and a strong motivation to succeed are."
Interested and qualified persons should apply directly to:
Katyana Jaidov
J&C Werbeagentur
Die Berlin Projekt Zeitung
Unter den Linden #16, S-2
Welcome to the Berlin Gazette Newspaper
It is with some pride, a bit of trepidation and a deep sense of responsibility that I launch the Berlin Anzeiger Zeitung (BAZ). I have often been told "instead of just complaining about things, why don't you go and DO
something to make things better!" It was a fair criticism. Still, one does not undertake to create a news daily lightly, and I have not. Much thought and preparation has gone into the project, and I want to express my gratitude to all those who's ideas, suggestions, support and, most of all, encouragement have enabled me to reach this point. You know who you are.
But this is only the beginning, and there is a long way to go. So I want to take this opportunity, as the Publisher, to explain why the BAZ was created, what I hope that it will (and will not) become, and the principles that will guide its conduct and reporting.
The 1920s Berlin Project has continued to grow and evolve, and our population has increased from a small core group of "founding regulars" to a large and diverse citizenry that includes residents, business owners, regular and occasional visitors, tourists and shoppers. There are over 500 members of The 1920s Berlin Project Group. As any community grows in size and diversity it only becomes more important that everyone stays informed about events and activities that affect them. This is the principal purpose of the BAZ - to inform. And I pledge to do so in a way that is fair, accurate and neutral. We will provide the facts, and you can make up your own mind. If ever you find reporting in this paper that is incorrect, or that you feel is unfair, I encourage you to let us know - either directly by posting a response, or by speaking to me or any or the BAZ editors. We will correct any factual errors promptly and prominently.
Another thing any large community has in abundance is opinions. I want to offer this newspaper as a forum for everyone to express and debate their views on the subjects that impact our community and experience. Those of you who know me realize that I have no shortage of opinions or shyness in expressing them. I will continue to do so here, in this forum. However, it will be the policy of the BAZ to make these pages available to anyone to express any opinion on any matter, and to respond to anything published here - by the paper staff or anyone else. Here are the rules: no personal attacks, no inappropriate (by 1929 standards) language and no slanderous or libelous accusations will be printed.
Businesses wanting to advertise in the BAZ should contact me or any of our editors. We can post your ad any time, and can run it for as long or as short a period as you want. We are also happy to publish any promotional stories about your business in our Business News section. Simple announcements of events are, of course, a community service and are printed free of charge. If you need any assistance in creating effective promotional pieces, our parent company, J&C Werbeagentur, is happy and able to help.
Finally, and above all else, this is intended to be a community paper and a community resource. We cannot possibly follow or report all the news in such a large, active and diverse city. We welcome your submissions of newsworthy events, and will publish them prominently with your by-line. Photographs are accepted as well. We do reserve the right to determine what we publish and to edit submissions for clarity.
I hope you find Die Berlin Anzeiger Zeitung to be informative, entertaining, and helpful, and that it helps to create a stronger sense of community for us all. Both "role play" and "real life" articles will appear. As Publisher, please feel free to send me your feedback, ideas, suggestions and, yes, your criticism. You have my promise that it will be welcomed and taken seriously. You may reach me at our offices at #16 Unter den Linden, S-2, by Notecard to me (Katyana Jaidov) or by email (Katyana.Jaidov@gmail.com).
Wilkommen Sie!
Fr. Katyana Jaidov
Publisher
something to make things better!" It was a fair criticism. Still, one does not undertake to create a news daily lightly, and I have not. Much thought and preparation has gone into the project, and I want to express my gratitude to all those who's ideas, suggestions, support and, most of all, encouragement have enabled me to reach this point. You know who you are.
But this is only the beginning, and there is a long way to go. So I want to take this opportunity, as the Publisher, to explain why the BAZ was created, what I hope that it will (and will not) become, and the principles that will guide its conduct and reporting.
The 1920s Berlin Project has continued to grow and evolve, and our population has increased from a small core group of "founding regulars" to a large and diverse citizenry that includes residents, business owners, regular and occasional visitors, tourists and shoppers. There are over 500 members of The 1920s Berlin Project Group. As any community grows in size and diversity it only becomes more important that everyone stays informed about events and activities that affect them. This is the principal purpose of the BAZ - to inform. And I pledge to do so in a way that is fair, accurate and neutral. We will provide the facts, and you can make up your own mind. If ever you find reporting in this paper that is incorrect, or that you feel is unfair, I encourage you to let us know - either directly by posting a response, or by speaking to me or any or the BAZ editors. We will correct any factual errors promptly and prominently.
Another thing any large community has in abundance is opinions. I want to offer this newspaper as a forum for everyone to express and debate their views on the subjects that impact our community and experience. Those of you who know me realize that I have no shortage of opinions or shyness in expressing them. I will continue to do so here, in this forum. However, it will be the policy of the BAZ to make these pages available to anyone to express any opinion on any matter, and to respond to anything published here - by the paper staff or anyone else. Here are the rules: no personal attacks, no inappropriate (by 1929 standards) language and no slanderous or libelous accusations will be printed.
Businesses wanting to advertise in the BAZ should contact me or any of our editors. We can post your ad any time, and can run it for as long or as short a period as you want. We are also happy to publish any promotional stories about your business in our Business News section. Simple announcements of events are, of course, a community service and are printed free of charge. If you need any assistance in creating effective promotional pieces, our parent company, J&C Werbeagentur, is happy and able to help.
Finally, and above all else, this is intended to be a community paper and a community resource. We cannot possibly follow or report all the news in such a large, active and diverse city. We welcome your submissions of newsworthy events, and will publish them prominently with your by-line. Photographs are accepted as well. We do reserve the right to determine what we publish and to edit submissions for clarity.
I hope you find Die Berlin Anzeiger Zeitung to be informative, entertaining, and helpful, and that it helps to create a stronger sense of community for us all. Both "role play" and "real life" articles will appear. As Publisher, please feel free to send me your feedback, ideas, suggestions and, yes, your criticism. You have my promise that it will be welcomed and taken seriously. You may reach me at our offices at #16 Unter den Linden, S-2, by Notecard to me (Katyana Jaidov) or by email (Katyana.Jaidov@gmail.com).
Wilkommen Sie!
Fr. Katyana Jaidov
Publisher
City to Convene Town Meeting
- BAZ Staff
The City of Berlin has announced that it will be holding a "town meeting" on Saturday, the 12th day of March at at Noon SLT. The meeting will convene at the Municipal Courthouse on the Unter den Linden, and all citizens and members of the public are invited.
The purpose of the meeting, which will be held monthly with future dates to be announced, is to facilitate a free and open dialogue between the Berlin Project community and the Sim Staff. In explaining the purpose of the meeting, Berlin Project Uberfrau Jo Yardly said, "Please remember that this will not be about personal problems you may have with another tenant, real or roleplay. This is just about the Sim and you. Personal problems can be discussed in private with Sim Staff." Anyone with specific issues that they want to have discussed are encouraged to submit them to Frau Yardley by Notecard before the meeting, which will include an "open mike" format.
The City of Berlin has announced that it will be holding a "town meeting" on Saturday, the 12th day of March at at Noon SLT. The meeting will convene at the Municipal Courthouse on the Unter den Linden, and all citizens and members of the public are invited.
The purpose of the meeting, which will be held monthly with future dates to be announced, is to facilitate a free and open dialogue between the Berlin Project community and the Sim Staff. In explaining the purpose of the meeting, Berlin Project Uberfrau Jo Yardly said, "Please remember that this will not be about personal problems you may have with another tenant, real or roleplay. This is just about the Sim and you. Personal problems can be discussed in private with Sim Staff." Anyone with specific issues that they want to have discussed are encouraged to submit them to Frau Yardley by Notecard before the meeting, which will include an "open mike" format.
08 March 2011
Keller "Voice Night" Hosts Amature Entertainers
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| Baker Clarrington wows the Keller crowd on Voice Night (Photo by Shosha Stransky) |
05 March 2011
Glamour Arrives at Schloss Museum in March
- Voltaire Vanguard -
Glamour defines our era. In recent years have we have seen a great difference in how we view glamour. Most importantly, it has changed how society views women and the way that women view themselves. The Great War has given birth to a new, liberated woman. The women of this era are more independent than ever before. For the first time in modern history, it is they who can fully define what it means to be a woman of fashion, a woman of glamour.
The new "Glamour" exhibition at the Schloss Museum Kaiser Wilhelm showcases its namesake. It offers the eye an elegant presentation of the most glamorous women of this decade. Whether dressed in a flowing gown, a top hat, or aviator's gear, they are a model for all of us. A model which is certainly different from the one presented in previous generations as women are freed from the corset, and able to show the world their true bodies and their true selves.
I recommend that all visit this beautiful exhibit and keep in mind the evolution of clothing and lifestyle which has brought us this new revolution of glamour.
Glamour will be at the Schloss through the month of March.
Glamour defines our era. In recent years have we have seen a great difference in how we view glamour. Most importantly, it has changed how society views women and the way that women view themselves. The Great War has given birth to a new, liberated woman. The women of this era are more independent than ever before. For the first time in modern history, it is they who can fully define what it means to be a woman of fashion, a woman of glamour.
The new "Glamour" exhibition at the Schloss Museum Kaiser Wilhelm showcases its namesake. It offers the eye an elegant presentation of the most glamorous women of this decade. Whether dressed in a flowing gown, a top hat, or aviator's gear, they are a model for all of us. A model which is certainly different from the one presented in previous generations as women are freed from the corset, and able to show the world their true bodies and their true selves.
I recommend that all visit this beautiful exhibit and keep in mind the evolution of clothing and lifestyle which has brought us this new revolution of glamour.
Glamour will be at the Schloss through the month of March.
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